A God Moment in My Bathroom


I made a horrifying discovery in my bathroom this morning.  It was even more frightening than the House Centipede I happened upon awhile back in this same locale. (Now there’s a critter straight out of a sci-fi nightmare, let me tell you.)  Indeed, I am sure that I shall never be the same after this morning’s revelations.

I was bent over, blow drying my hair, when I made the grave error of looking at myself upside down and slightly sideways in the mirror.  I was startled to see that the skin around my right eye was sliding toward the floor!  I abruptly stood upright again and scrutinized my face.

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