I made a horrifying discovery in my bathroom this morning. It was even more frightening than the House Centipede I happened upon awhile back in this same locale. (Now there’s a critter straight out of a sci-fi nightmare, let me tell you.) Indeed, I am sure that I shall never be the same after this morning’s revelations.
I was bent over, blow drying my hair, when I made the grave error of looking at myself upside down and slightly sideways in the mirror. I was startled to see that the skin around my right eye was sliding toward the floor! I abruptly stood upright again and scrutinized my face.
